The Ten Best Songs to Make Out To

Want to get intimate and make out in bed with the most sizzling tunes? Here’s a list of the top ten songs to make out, and also the best make out position to go with the song!

Click here to read the introduction: Best Songs to Make Love To

Whether you need to improve your bedroom life, want to have something new, or just want to fine-tune it, knowing the best jams to funk to is really a must, so we've compiled a list of the best magical tunes around to seduce your mate.

So sit back, put the speakers up, get that track list on, and start seducing, you lilt devil!

5. Sexual Healing – Marvin Gaye

Our sex expert believes that the King of Soul can’t be left out, and with a host of songs referring to his favorite pastime (and ours), this tune is a timeless penetrative classic that men and women alike will be screwing to for years to come.

Best Line

Darling, you’re so great, I can’t wait for you to operate

Suggested Position

Use furniture, preferably a table

4. Je T’aime… Moi Non Plus – Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg

French it may be, but this classic was controversial upon its release in 1969. The climatic ending is of a stimulated orgasm, and the perfect close encounter sex tune.

Best Line

I come and I go, in between your loins.

Suggested Position

Spoons

3. Sex Machine – James Brown

The late, great, godfather of Soul is sadly missed but his music isn't. This tune is the ultimate confidence boosting song for anyone with a pathetic bedroom life who wants to feel like they are the God of Making Out.

Best Line

Stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)

Suggested Position

Doggy Style

2. G-Spot – Wayne Marshall

If this song doesn't turn you on, nothing will. With lyrics like these, you can actually re-enact the whole song with your partner, from the ‘ooh’ to the ‘aah’. Never fails and makes you wet even before you've started getting undressed.

Best Line

When I hit your G-spot baby, I want to hear you moan and groan with delight

Suggested Position

Consult the Kamasutra

1. Let’s Get it On – Marvin Gaye

Our sex expert has nearly flustered himself by going through the last 9 songs, but has made it safe and sound to give us Love verdict on the ultimate make out song. If you want quick, doggy, dirty, imaginative, penetrative banging, Marvin Gaye’s classic is the creme DE la creme of effing tunes.

Marvin says ‘Let’s Get it On’, however after listening to this song, you’ll be saying ‘Let’s take if off!’

Best Line

If the spirit moves ya, let me groove ya good, let your come down, oh, get it on!

Suggested Position

Get into the groove and let the song dictate your move!

SONGS NOT TO HAVE SEX TO!

Milkshake by Kelis

Unless you just want to lick

I’m too sexy by Right Said Fred

Two conceited bald gay guys singing about how sexy they are? Hmm…

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The Best Songs to Make Love To

Which are the best songs to make love to? If you’re looking for songs to seduce your partner, look no further. Here’s the top ten seductive songs ever!

Music can play a big part in lovemaking and getting Ziggy in bed.

But have you been fumbling with the wrong tunes and going to ho-hum before reaching the oohs?

Here are the best songs to make love to, and trust us, they will not disappoint.

Everyone has one thing they hold most valuable when trying to set the proper mood for their sexual endeavors.

The best songs to make love to

For some it’s lighting, for others it’s obtaining the proper toys and food, but for us, it’s ensuring that we have the best songs to make love to.

You may not think it, but there is no religion like lovemaking and music. Sometimes ‘making out is just making out’, right?

Sometimes, you just feel like getting it on, penetrating anything that so much as moves.

And then after you've reached your climatic (or not-so-climatic) ‘coming of age’, it’s over and you’re either sitting up lighting a cigarette, or you’re reading yesterday’s paper and the minutes of activity that just occurred are long forgotten.

Want these moments to be naughty? Want more foreplay? Really feel like rocking back and forth like a sex god with turrets?

Well, here’s a suggestion. The best songs to jazz up your bedroom life. The best songs to make love to, ever.

#10 Bump ‘N’ Grind – R. Kelly

There could have been a host of this man’s songs in our track list, but our resident sex expert believes that this is the classic slow-jam for that hard thrust but slow movement while making love.

Best Line

(I don’t see nothing wrong) ooh…
(With a little bump, and grind) with a little bump, and grind

Suggested Position

Missionary

#9 Dion’ It – LL Cool J

This track breathes sex. Not only does it make you want to screw hard, but when with a partner, you’re almost certainly going to be in the same rhythm as the chorus beat.

Best Line

I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off, make sure your G spot’s soft

Suggested Position

Reverse Missionary

#8 I Wanna Sex You Up – Color Me Bad

In a rush? Need a quickie? Quick sex needn't be without its share of music, and the best quickie track is this one. The beat is so in tune with your willingness to be naughty, but so quick that you really can’t complain.

Best Line

I wanna rub you down
I wanna sex you up

Suggested Position

Anywhere, just make it quick!

#7 Freaking You – Jodeci

You listen to this and you’d just want to play so bad that by the time you’re actually about to, it’s a bit of an anti-climax because you were too turned on thinking about doing it rather than actually doing it!

Best Line

Every freak’n night, and every freak’n day, I wanna freak you baby, in every freak’n way

Suggested Position

Listen to the lyrics – Every freaking way!

#6 pony-Genuine
For those of you that like banging like you’re horse riding, Genuine’s track is just the right way for you to straddle that sack.

Best Line

If you’re horny let’s do it. Ride it my pony, my saddle’s waiting, come and jump on it

Suggested Position

Cow-Girl

These are some of the best songs to make love to and they've been tried and tested! We've got a few more too, just click here to continue reading the next 10 top songs to make out to.

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Flirting Touch – How to Flirt by Touching

A flirting touch is exciting and intimate, and yet, it’s harmless and casual. Find out how to flirt by touching and understand the world of body language flirting right here.

It’s not easy to flirt, especially when you can’t get to spend some time alone with the special someone.

But you can still get your message across with a flirting touch, and without overdoing it.

Learn the secrets behind how to flirt by touching without saying a word.

The secret of a flirting touch

Ever felt a tingle of excitement rush up your spine when a good looking person of the opposite sex brushes your arm for no apparent reason?

Well, you’re not alone. An unexpected touch can be warm and fuzzy to just about anyone, and it’s always a great way to show that you have something more than ‘just friends’ in mind.

Another person’s touch (we’re talking about the opposite sex here!) is always soothing, and yet, at the same time, leaves us feeling flushed and slightly uncomfortable. But, one can’t help but want more.

How to flirt by touching

A guy who gets touched by a girl in the middle of a conversation can’t help but connect to her sexually, and a girl who feels the palm of a guy guide her lower back unexpectedly can’t help feeling the tingle rush down her spine.

It happens naturally, doesn’t it?

There may have been times when you are in the middle of a sleepy conversation while this friend just drones on and on about the problems they’re having with their third aunt’s great grandmother. But then, when this friend grasps your palm gently and asks you for an opinion, you can’t help but slip up a bit, and pull yourself together.

It’s not because you were touched by the boring story, but because you suddenly warmed up to this friend, and just for that instant, you actually realized that your chat-mate is a member of the opposite sex.

And just for that one moment, thoughts of more than just holding hands flash across your mind. Yeah, yeah… I know you’ve felt that. You don’t need to squirm and protest. And the surprising fact about it is that, it happens to everybody! Irrespective of how good looking or charming either of you are. But yeah, it can get creepy if the touch lingers too long!

Why do we get excited by a flirting touch?

So why does this happen? Why do we (even if it is for just an instant) get attracted sexually to this friend all of a sudden, just because of a simple unexpected touch? Well, you see, it’s all in our head. Our minds are programmed in such a way that a human touch triggers a positive feeling within us.

Real life flirting touches and emotional connections

And this makes a huge impact on who we get attracted to. The impact of touch is a lot stronger than our senses of sight, smell, or sound. Let’s just contemplate over this thought.

Now why do you think people find it a lot easier to open up while partying? And why is it that it’s so easy to kiss someone on the dance floor, even if it’s just friends? No, it’s not the booze and the music (though they do play a small part). It’s actually all in the power of playful touching. Our sense of touch is so strong when it comes to attraction of the sexes that it overpowers all other senses put together, albeit momentarily, or until one of you get back to your senses.

That means you can simply touch a member of the opposite sex the right way and attract them, better than you would have been able to do in any other way.

The sense of touch in humans is so sensitive because of today’s society. When someone whom you know as “just a friend” holds your hand accidentally, it comes as a surprise. Can you remember the last time you were in a situation where another person of the opposite sex touched you flirtatiously? You sure can’t forget that person, can you? The fact that you can remember that flirty person so easily just demonstrates the power of flirting touching.

The real art of flirting by touching

Flirting by accidental touch doesn't mean manhandling and pawing at the other person. It’s the subtle art of drawing a person closer to you with your lingering touch. But this form of flirting is never easy, and there’s a lot more chance of you being labeled slutty or horny rather than a cool cat.

Some people touch all the time, which makes decoding these signs all the more harder. But if you know how to go about it the right way, and compliment your accidental touches with your tone and body language, you won’t just get the message across, you’ll have your date all over you!

Learn the art of flirting by touch and learn to flirt and seduce someone into liking you in no time. 

Click here to continue reading here about body language attraction and touchy feel flirting.

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Body Language Attraction – Touchy Feely Flirting

Touchy feel flirting can seem ridiculous, but in reality, you can use the secret of body language attraction and seduce someone into liking you in no time if you just know how to touch a person the right way, at the right time.

Click here to read the introduction on the secret art of the flirting touch.

After reading the introduction, you may have figured how you can use body language attraction and build an emotional connection using touchy feel flirting.

If you just know how to tune your body language and send the right signal, you can flirt and seduce someone into liking you in no time.

The art of touchy feel flirting

Here are four points that can make all the difference if you want to flirt and make someone like you just by flirting with them and touching them at the right time.

Body language attraction and responses

This is as simple as it gets. Keep a keen eye on the body language of your date.

After you start touching your date occasionally, is your potential mate leaning in closer or sitting down in such a manner that both your feet are almost next to each other?

When your date leans in to talk from across a table, do their hands stretch out a little further than necessary?

Or if you’re at a bar counter, and you slide towards them to let others pass, does your date place their hands on you?

If your date is purring inside because of your body language attraction, they can’t help but involuntarily try getting more body contact from you.

If you see that happening, give yourself a pat on the back. You’re going great guns. If it’s not happening, ease up the frequency of touching.

How often should attract using body language?

It’s easy to get carried away while playing touchy feel. But don’t overdo yourself. Don’t let a simple positive response to touch take you all the way to the petting zoo.

Both of you may be touchy feel flirting discreetly, without actually acknowledging it. If you overdo it, you could bring things to a grinding uncomfortable halt [Read: Public display of affection etiquette]. Guys, don’t go rubbing the arms while flirting for the first time. And girls, don’t ever pinch a guy, that’s just annoyingly kiddish. As the date progresses, try stepping into each other’s boundaries by moving closer, instead of increasing the frequency of petting.

And you’d know if you can move in closer by the way your date responds to you. So watch out for the signs and keep the frequency of petting discreet.

Sure signs of body language attraction

Touchy feely flirting can be so much fun, and that’s not just for you. Your date would love it too! But how do know if your date is having a great time feeling you up? Well, there are a few signs that are just way too hard to miss. If your date’s enjoying the attention, it would only be a matter of time before they start touching you back. And that’s when you know you’re spot on.

Still confused? More signs include a hand on your knee, arm or shoulder for more than a second or two, which is definitely more than a casual touch. If someone positions himself or herself right behind you so that they have to reach around you to get something, that’s a sure signal. Let’s face it, if your date found you repulsive, they would find another route to get what they wanted, instead of sliding their palm across your sides, wouldn't they?

Mutual moves in body language attraction

In addition to touching, watch for someone who follows your lead. If you lean into talk, does she lean towards you or away? If you touch him on the arm, how does he respond?

When most people really like someone, they will signal with body language, even if they are not yet comfortable with touching. And don’t give up. Some people are bad at flirting. But you can always know they like you if they seem to pay attention to you. So watch out for mutual moves.

Even if it takes time for your date to warm up, with a keen eye, you’d be able to make out a few key changes in the behavior. You will start to recognize their touchy feel flirting whether it is through touching, body language or actions.

The final word in body language attraction

All it takes to impress a hot date is an accidental touch that’s premeditated, planned and executed with grace and finesse. Remember to keep a keen eye for mutual signs and make sure you take things further, one step at a time, without overdoing it even once.

Flirting by accidental touch using the attraction of body language is like stacking up a pack of cards one on top of the other. You need to build the attraction and the tension carefully. On the other hand, one wrong move is all it takes to mess everything up, and look sleazy.

So plan your touchy feel flirting with class. You’d be much more confident to determine if that slow hand brush down your arm is a reciprocating move, or a move to push you out of their space.

Learn to understand the signs of body language attraction and touchy feel flirting, and in no time, you can flirt and seduce someone into liking you before you’re halfway through the date.

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Flirty Text Messages and Friends

Exchanging flirty text messages with a friend can be quite an arousing rush. Learn to use flirty texts to bring in a lot of sensual chemistry between the both of you with these tips.

If you want a few sneaky and sexy tips on flirty texts, click here to read the introduction on how to text flirt.

As we've seen in the introductory post, it’s really easy to start exchanging flirty text messages with a friend.

Well, as long as you know how to start getting flirty at the right time, that is.

We’ll talk more about these flirty texts and friendships in this feature, and how texts can affect two friends.

Flirty text messages between friends

Once you've learnt how to start flirt text each other, it’s only a matter of time before one thing leads to another.

No matter what, exchanging flirty texts with a friend has a snowball effect.

Once you start it, there’s really not much you can do but go with the roll.

You can’t stop, and you seriously can’t predict what could happen in future.

It’s quite hard to completely predict if the flirty text messages you share with your friend can lead to something sexual between friends, but in most cases, yep, it does.

But then again, the snowball can come to a stop if someone gets distracted along the way!

Flirty text messages and sex

When you exchange flirty texts with a friend, and mention something like “I wonder how you look naked…” or “what color is your underwear…” it’s pretty obvious to your friend that you’re visualizing a picture of your friend at that moment.

And when your flirty text partner replies back with something, either naughty or flirty, it just shows reciprocation. This can happen every now and then, and may even get bolder with each passing night.

Now if you flirt outrageously at night, and meet each other the next morning, there will obviously be a lot of blushing when you catch each other’s eye. On the outside, it might seem like you’re embarrassed, but in your mind, it is actually an acknowledgement that you enjoyed the previous night’s flirty text messages!

Taking flirty text messages to the next level

This could happen more often, until one fine day, one of you work up the courage to flirt text back, saying that you want to try out that steamy fantasy in reality. Or it might just happen sometime, when it’s just the both of you out somewhere, and the scene is clear. It can also happen when both of you have had one too many shots to drink.

But don’t try pushing your luck to make these flirt text fantasies come true because it is meant to be fun, and it may just be fun in the end.

Is your friendship at stake?

At the start, the naughty flirting might seem like fun, and both of you look forward to text flirt with each other every night, but it can have its rough edges. It’s hard to predict whether this secret flirty text would jeopardize your friendship, but everything depends on how much you push your luck.

You could leave all the flirting for those messages at night and behave normally during the day. 

But on the other hand, if you try making those moves off the phone, your flirting text partner might comply and you might hit it off as a couple or worse, as sex buddies!

But if your flirty text partner backs away when you voice your naughty sexual thoughts, you could call the whole text game quits and forget about having another carefree conversation with your friend because things will just not be the same after that!

So either ways, some things can blow if you cross the fine line between flirty text messages and reality. So think twice about voicing your mind, or even better, think a lot more than just twice before you send that text asking someone to describe what they’re wearing while sleeping in bed!

Flirty messages and saving friendships

As much as you’d love to participate in a round of frisky finger flirting, it’s easier to avoid complications if you just avoid those thoughts, especially with a good friend. Use those naughty tacky lines for the ones you meet or hook up in key parties or orgy nights.

If you do find a text that’s provocative in your inbox one night, try avoiding it. But if you want to indulge in a bit of harmless flirty text messaging, then go ahead and have fun, but avoid anything that’s overly sexual in nature, however tempting it may seem. Talking dirty and flirting could actually be more fun, and something that you could indulge in even when you meet each other in person, as long as either of you don’t cross the line of flirting and border on sexual tension.

So the next time you see a message asking you to describe what you’re wearing to bed, you have two options. One, you text the color of your underwear. Or two, you send a message that says “Y dnt u ask ur mum? lol! Gdnght”

Flirty text messages are fun and can add just that little bit of chemistry in friendship, but should you take it beyond flirting? That’s a text you’ll have to decide on!

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How to Text Flirt with a Friend

Do you know how to text flirt with a friend? Do you want to? Text flirting is easy, and can be a great way to turn a clean friendship into something flirty and sexual!

All of us have shared at least one flirty text with a good friend over the years.

How to text flirt

Sometimes, it’s just a joke, and sometimes, we text flirt with a friend in the hope of getting physical with a friend.

So how does text flirting work, and how does it all start?

TEXT FLIRTING WITH A FRIEND

“Hi wt r u dn?”

“Jst bout 2 slip in2 my bed”

“Really? Wt r u wearin? lol!”

“Umm.. nthin! lol!”

“lol! Wish I was there!”

….

It’s that simple, really.

Friends flirt text late at night, the mood set just right, and no inhibitions between friends, can lead to an explicit and flirtatious conversation.

Well, if you’re surprised, think twice and look around the next time you’re with your bunch of friends.

Almost all the time, there will be at least a few of them who secretly flirt text each other occasionally, if not everyday.

Your friends wouldn't be surprised if you’re indulging in it either.

Men and women have always been attracted towards each other, and at times, even the best of friends can end up having an emotional affair or may set off the vibes that can arouse sexual interest in each other.

Text flirting with a friend

When you text flirt with a friend, it can start off as a cute funny thing, something worth a giggle in the start, but as the days go by, the messages can get kinkier and more sexual.

And another thing is that, neither of the involved friends would feel awkward about it, but would look forward to text flirt with the friend the next night. You may be dating someone else, but the urge to flirt text this friend of yours in an intimate flirty manner can be such a turn on that it might be very hard to resist!

Psychologists say that this feeling is an echo of the feeling you get when you fall in love, or are aroused by someone new in a sexual manner. This person may be a friend, but when you text flirt with a friend intimately, you’re actually looking at the same friend of yours from another point of view, and every new message shows something new about this person.

When you text flirt with a friend, it can affect you in many ways. It may bring both of you closer, but there will always be sexual tension that is created between you and this friend. So before you go ahead and text flirt while messaging each other on the phone, ask yourself if you’re prepared to fall in love  with your friend or whether you’re looking for someone to spend a night with. Quite frankly, both can be achieved through a few rounds of text flirting.

Most of the times, we text flirt only because of an urge to start a taboo relationship with a friend. After all, friends don’t have sex with each other, and it is this very thought that makes a friend hope for something more sexual with a friend.

Text flirting at night – How to text flirt with a friend

Have you ever wanted to know how to text flirt with someone through messages, but didn't know how to go about it? It’s not hard at all. All you have to do is take your cell phone and text your friend, preferably late at night. In all probability, you would find yourself text flirting outrageously in a matter of days, or in a couple of weeks.

It begins with a message that could be intimate, even something as trivial as “So do you lie on your back or on your tummy when you sleep?”

The text flirting could get steamier soon, and you may just be on your way to a whole night of text flirting with your friend. We always feel more confident and daring when we text flirt over the cell phone, rather than a flirty conversation face to face. And the fact that you can add a little line mentioning you’re kidding, takes away all the pressure while your friend replies to your text flirt.

Your friend, on the other hand, would obviously know what your intentions are, but there’s something in text flirting that makes these flirty conversations all the more fun. It could give you hours of pleasure and a secret sexual relationship may bloom between the both of you, and both of you may end up becoming sex buddies or two people who are extremely aroused by each other, but don’t do anything about it. And that’s not a happy situation either!

You would also know a lot about each other through text flirting eventually, physically or otherwise. But surprisingly, when two people start to text flirt each with other, their regular day lives do not change much. It would be more like a secret text flirt relationship the both of you share, late at night with a cell phone in your hands.

You see, it’s not how to text flirt with a friend that you should be thinking about, it’s what you’re going to do once you start text flirting with each other. Stay as friends or become sexually involved? Click here to continue reading about flirty text messages and how to take it to the next level.

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Kissing in Public – Does It Turn You On?

Does kissing in public or public affection turn you on? Do you enjoy watching a twosome doing more than just holding hands at a coffee shop or at a friend’s party?

Public affection can have its hate club, but deep inside, our voyeuristic sides can’t help but get turned on by some good kissing in public!

Click here to read the introduction on public display of affection and making out.

Public affection and kids

When we are kids, we’re told to do a few things and we’re told not to do a few of them.

The ‘not-to-do’ list includes kissing in public, cuddling, etc. When we grow up, we get into relationships and the love is just great.

But over time, making out starts to get monotonous. And couples start looking for other means to keep the excitement of making out peaked and tweaked to perfection.

Indulging in an activity that is considered taboo always turns people on and this new found activity helps the couple test and explore the boundaries of their privacy.

Is kissing in public a turn on?

Most people say that they hate public affection and can’t stand the ones who indulge in these ‘perverse’ activities. But given an opportunity, no one would mind staring at an intimate sight or a couple kissing in public unless they are being watched back.

Most couples get frisky in clubs rather than in movie halls. It’s probably the booze and the grinding that helps set the mood right for them. And I've seem women just leaning against the wall and staring shameless at couples kissing each other. Men stare too, but the only problem here is that the guy who’s necking the girl won’t like it, and he glares at this staring guy until the spectator looks away.

Kissing and the times

To anyone who’s watching a couple kissing in public, obviously it looks good. And if you exclude the fact that it’s morally immoral, everyone would pretty much love to watch it. But because of the ‘whole view of society as we know it’, most people have to suffice with little sneak peeks at the “unsuspecting” kissing couples.

If a couple is kissing each other goodbye because they’re leaving each other forever, it’s a reason good enough for anyone. If they change their mind and run into each other’s arms for a wet kiss, deciding to run away, change their destinies and stay together against all odds, then that too, is a great reason to kiss and make up.

But if they’re kissing and indulging in public affection just because they want to get attention, well, then that doesn't feel right, does it? This couple’s probably doing it because it’s turning them on. And however much it turns them on, that’s just crude.

Do we like kissing in public?

Of course, we do. We all love a good show when it’s put up. Who doesn't want some more love in the world? Well, maybe there are a few people who think that it should belong inside the room. But what I don’t understand about the public affection haters is – what is their problem?

I mean some couple wants to get comfortable with each other. They may even be married, so they want to kiss in the park and turn on the bees and the birds. If anyone’s got a problem, then my advice is to look away.

Now, I’m not going to promote kissing in public here, and I think it’s objectionable to go beyond kissing and perhaps a bit of cuddling, but if you’re looking at sliding for a touchdown, whoa! You there, seriously go find a room! When a cute couple is indulging in a bit of a show of affection, most of us tend to look away, but at the same time we usually beam at them and remember the old days when we used to do the same.

So can we kiss in public?

It’s all nice and it’s also a bit of a turn on to watch a couple necking each other in public. You know, get a few pointers and a few tips too. No one can ever say they know all the moves, can they?

So it’s great, the public affection. The show of affection has never hurt anyone, and it never will, unless it’s your lover necking someone else. But then, that’s a completely different story, isn't it?

We all love a bit of public affection, and no matter what a naysayer says, kissing in public is definitely a turn on! But only as long as the people around you want to see you kiss each other. Read these tips on public display of affection laws to know more.

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Public Display of Affection Etiquette- Laws and Rules

Public display of affection can be tricky business. If you know how to do it well, it can seem cute and affectionate, but if you cross that thin red line, you can border into repulsive and disgusting. Learn the public display of affection laws and rules to make sure you’re on the pretty side of love etiquette.

Click here to read the introduction on public display of affection and everything dirty and sweet about it!

Public display of affection laws

Public display of affection is a common sight anywhere in the world.

But how many people really know public display of affection etiquette where it matters?

Two girls holding hands, friends hugging each other when they meet, or an innocent peck on the lips when two lovers meet after a while are all forms of public display of affection.

But we’re not really talking about happy shows of cute affection here, are we?

We’re only really bothered about affection shared between two lovers or lusty friends who just can’t take their hands off each other.

So do you want to know how far you can go into the boundaries of public display of affection without really breaking any rules of etiquette? Here’s a list of public display of affection etiquette that can help a lot of lovers and sex buddies!

Public Display of Affection Etiquette

Here are ten public display of affection rules for everyone who indulges in public display of affection. Follow these public display of affection etiquette tips and you’ll be a happy couple who love each other.

Break these and you’ll have your indecent make out video on YouTube with the video titled “the horniest goats in the world!”

PDA Etiquette #1 MAKE IT LOOK GOOD

This is a basic step you have to understand. Always remember to make it look cute. Soft kisses are sweet. Lingering hands and gentle touches are romantic and loving.

Chewing each other’s faces off in public is disgusting. And grabbing body parts like you’re trying to make pizza dough is gross.

PDA Etiquette #2 STOP WHEN IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE

No, not for you. For the people around you! You may enjoy a bout of wetting each other in public, but does the public want to see your public display of affection? Most displaying couples don’t care a hoot about what people around think, and that’s just so wrong.

You don’t let someone indulge in disgusting activities in your bedroom, so why should people be tolerant of you in public? To be on the nice side, if you see others squirming around you, perhaps it’s time to find a room.

PDA Etiquette #3 KISSING TOPS THE LIST

If you’re indulging in a bit of heavy petting in public, always remember that kissing tops the list. You can hover your hands around each other, but be nice. Don’t try to reach out for your partner’s tonsils though, and it will be acceptable.

PDA Etiquette #4 DON’T BITE AND LICK

Now, just because public display of affection etiquette allows you to kiss doesn't mean you’re allowed to bite and lick. Nibbling each other’s ears and rolling your eyes back in ecstasy like your suffering from epilepsy is a complete no-no.

PDA Etiquette #5 DON’T FLASH SKIN

We've watched many movies to see that a little bit of midriff or a splash of cleavage when the guy and the girl kiss in the final scene makes it look sexy. But that’s why they call it the movies. It really doesn't look pretty in real life. It looks like you’re making a porno movie!

PDA Etiquette #6 DON’T USE PDA TO SEDUCE SOMEONE ELSE

Many women love doing this, and I just don’t get it. They make out with some guy at a party hoping to get another guy’s attention. Girls, sleeping with one guy only to want to sleep with another guy the next night doesn’t make you desirable. It makes you a slut (dramatic hooooh!).

PDA Etiquette #7 WATCH THE AGE

This is a big one and you may get arrested if you don’t follow this. Always take a good look around and see if you’re in the midst of people who accept public display of affection, no kids or old folk. Kids will find it repulsive and old folk will start to act in a weird manner, I can’t really describe it! But in either case, learn to respect people around you and their feelings, and your public display of affection etiquette will be respected.

PDA Etiquette #8 DON’T TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE

Now this is a big one in those parties and concerts. Don’t ever make out with someone and casually slip your hand around someone else’s strategic regions. That’s dirty. Hot, yes, But dirty. And that’s like cheating in front of your partner. God!

Ask me, I've been there. I was in a crowded concert and a couple next to me were literally molesting each other with affection. Next thing I know, I see the girl’s hands slipping into my pants. I look at her and the little minx winks at me. You know what happened next. I was young and naive, I had fun. But now that I think of it, it just doesn't seem right. I feel so slutty and violated.

PDA Etiquette #9 DON’T SLIP YOUR HANDS IN

Leaving my encounter with PDA aside, you do need to follow this one with your partner. Don’t start to slip your hands into each other’s sweaty places in public. I know the urge to get hot and start petting little Chihuahuas and pussies are irresistible, but for the sake of public display of affection etiquette, go find a damn room!

PDA Etiquette #10 WATCH YOUR REPUTATION

Public display of affection is exciting, but it can also project your image in wrong light. You may get a bad reputation or worse, be stereotyped as one of those easy lays. You don’t want that, do you?

To be on the safer side, remember this. If you’re around schools, a hug is as good as it should get. Around college, a kiss on the cheek is considered normal. And in parties, heck, depending upon the type of party, you can go all out from a simple kiss on the lips to groping each other like high-speed security, all the way to coiling and uncoiling and exchanging body fluids of all sorts!

Follow these simple rules of public display of affection etiquette, and you’ll be loved, not just by your partner, but by everyone around you!

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